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Madness HarlemShake Madness HarlemShake

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What is happening to our culture when people find this mildly amusing...


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Eve of War Eve of War

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

How does your stuff even get past judgement...


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FordV8 responds:

how does the asylum sell their movies


DOG BUTTS: THE MOVIE DOG BUTTS: THE MOVIE

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Clips and is unbearable to watch and listen


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Recent Game Reviews


Renga Samurai Renga Samurai

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Once you grasp the trick to level 5 the game becomes really repetitive and the problem solving can be reduced to the same methods, I guess I'm just not into puzzles.

Like the music



take care of the trees take care of the trees

Rated 1 / 5 stars

A game like this makes front page yet my friends stuff stays in the corners of newgrounds? There's no enjoyment in playing this. There's nothing gripping in the story as there's no charecterization. It doesn't even make sense since we know nothing about the supposed drug. This isn't an art game even. This is just an animator who said, HEY GUYS LET'S MAKE A GAME



Utopian Mining Utopian Mining

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I feel like such a good person for getting the core... I'm sure I helped a lot of starving Africans by playing this game


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Recent Audio Reviews


The Five-Ton Elephant Swing The Five-Ton Elephant Swing

Rated 2 / 5 stars

m8, it's this wierd, out of tune and overly loud glissando related song is what give the trombone a reputation of a comedic instrument.

The trombone is the best instrument known to man, not a sleazy smeared mess


samulis responds:

Glad you didn't like it, nor did I. Clearly you didn't get the subtle undertones of sarcasm in the poor mix, I'll have to make sure I increase them in a future master.

If that didn't explain it, note the following:
1. It is supposed to be weird.
2. It is supposed to be out of tune.
3. It is supposed to be cheesy.

Fortunately for you, I share the same belief regarding what is my principal as well as yours. However, what is wrong with some humor?


End Of Autumn End Of Autumn

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

The flute vst you used is really cheap sounding, distracts from the song



scifi scifi

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not Classical


Recent Art Reviews


Docile Docile

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Cute, good to know that you don't have to be sexual to get a point across


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Home Brew Home Brew

Rated 4 / 5 stars

So bizzare

I can't look away. It's so beutiful, yet it's so revolting. I don't know what to say about it.


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Marie Kanker Marie Kanker

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Neat

Very wierd style you've got there. I like it though